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I figure any day now when other people start blogging again that my fall will be perilous and swift, until then I am going to enjoy my rise to the top where Random House will surely notice my humble blog and realize that MINE was the blog that they have been looking for all of these years. After they gnash their teeth at the millions spent publishing books by other bloggers they will take a moment to assess the damage that came before their discovery of my wit and wisdom so they will know just how much they can offer me to write some whimsical farce for their publishing house before Penguin snatches me up and dashes their hopes at having a book that will surely top the best seller charts for 52 weeks at the very least.

I am full of myself, aren't I? When you are cold,tired and in pain you may as well amuse yourself with such nonsense because really the more you keep yourself occupied with other things the less time you have to worry about other issues. As most of you know I have "issues" with "issues" so I try to avoid them whenever possible. However, I do not have "issues" with buffalo wings and california rolls accompanied by some good beer and a few bottles of chardonnay so if you would like to run some of those things over here I would be much obliged.

Well, I am really too tired to write much more. I just wanted to post a little bit so I could say that I got SOMETHING posted today.

Ciao!

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