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On The Precipice With Deviled Eggs


ambiguous
y'all
precipice
skeptical
butt-ugly
happenstance
deviled egg
daiquiri
tessellation
batik
goody two shoes
tintinnabulation
omnipotent
flabbergasted
And finally: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

There I was stranded on the precipice ya'll, feeling ambiguous and skeptical about my options. I had the butt-ugly diagnosis of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis or silicosis for those who like simpler words and was feeling flabbergasted while wishing that an omnipotent being would swoop down and help me to cope with the situation that was laid out before me.

I had tried consuming deviled eggs and daiquiris until I was blue in the face and yet despite this overindulgence I was still at odds as to what I was going to do about this situation. I needed answers, hope, insights and I needed them now.

I don't think that it was happenstance that I was experiencing tintinnabulation as I was trying to take my mind off of my Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis by engaging in crafts such as tessellation or batik...I was certainly no "goody-two shoes" but I did have a nice looking floor and some awesome wall hangings.

I was not getting anywhere in my quest. I had no answers. I knew that OSHA would never hold the company I worked for responsible for my illness until it was too late and so I threw myself into a life of abandon involving crafts, fraternization, eating deviled eggs and drinking strawberry daiquiris as I awaited the conclusion to my illness. What a way to go!

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