September 12th, 2018

Sesame Street Ninja

Some days are just weird...

You get a clue that your day is going to be more than a little off kilter when you discover that you have brushed your teeth with Aspercreme. Yeah, that is right...Aspercreme.

As I was brushing my teeth I noticed that something was "wrong." You in not right. My toothpaste didn't taste right, in fact, it had no taste at all. Then I realized that it felt greasy on my teeth and in my mouth. I looked down at the tube fearing the worst but was grateful that I was only brushing my teeth with Aspercreme. I can think of other things that would be worse, much worse, to discover that I had been brushing my teeth with. GAK!

I rinsed off my toothbrush and then started brushing my teeth with TOOTHPASTE this time but my mouth and teeth still felt greasy. It took 3 rounds of toothbrushing and 2 new toothbrushes to get rid of the greasy feeling of Aspercreme. Heck, I don't know why I didn't just brush my teeth with bear fat. UGH!

So, that as the start of my day and it only got more "interesting" as the minutes ticked by. Oh well, it could have been could always be worse, so I will just think about brushing my teeth with Aspercreme and smile. The little things keep life interesting. If you know what I mean.

Ciao babes!