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Well dear readers, I am sorry to report that after 54 1/2 years of marital bliss the honeymoon is over for my parents. This honeymoon survived rearing three children and numerous ups and downs but yet it did not wane until this weekend. Oh, the sadness that has become my mother's burden is hard to bear.

My father is a hunter. He is a big time hunter (well for deer and ducks, he doesn't do the exotic stuff). When he comes home from hunting one of the first things he does is give mama a kiss and tells her that he loves her. Well, this weekend he came home and there was no kiss, mom waited and waited and waited. Finally, she gave him a kiss and told him that she loved him but in her heart of hearts she new the sad and terrible truth. THE HONEYMOON WAS OVER!!!! There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth. She might use his razor to shave her legs. It could get ugly.

I don't know what all will happen but I will keep you posted here. You will be the first to know what will happen as we live through the post-honeymoon apocalypse. It might be easier to just call out the zombies and get things all finished up now. Who knows? Only "The Shadow" knows and he ain't telling.

Until the next installment...

Ciao!

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